The police were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th-storey office. His voluptuous private sectretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.

After my very first week on the job, she said, I recieved a $20 raise. At the end of the 2nd week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.

At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost.

I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for $5, although I was charging all the other boys in the office ten. Thats when he jumped out the window.