A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, Boss, Ive got a problem! I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling — what should I do?

In the back of your truck theres a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it into the bushes.

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.

Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it into the bushes.

So whats the problem now? his Boss snapped.

The blue light on his bike is still flashing!