A Belgian met a Dutch friend, who was driving a Rolls Royce and spending money like water.

How did you het so rich? the Belgian asked.

I went to Canada, to shoot bears. The fur coats are very expensive.

How do you go about shooting bears?

Its very simple. You should go there in winter. When you enter a cave you will find a bear. Since it is in hybernation, it is very easy to shoot it.

Three months later they meet again. This time the Belgian is entirely wrapped in bandages.

What has happened to you?

Well the Belgian replies: I went to Canada, I entered a cave with my gun, and then suddenly… the train came.