Sign in an Acapulco Hotel:

Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Sign in a Norwegian lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: Please do not disturb further.

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

Sign in a veterinarys waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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