Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker

-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a £26,000 phone bill.

-Theyve won the Readers Digest Sweepstake three years running.

-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.

-They seem strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

-They mumbled, Oh, puh-leeeez! 295 times during the movie The


-Their bank account receives a massive £400,000 contribution made

in half-penny increments.

-Their video dating profile lists public-key encryption among


-Instead of the Welcome voice on AOL, you overhear, Good

Morning, Mr./Mrs. President.

-You hear them murmur, Lets see you use that VISA card now,

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