1. The technician who signs out your camera cant stop laughing
2. Your cold makes your voice sound like Jerry Lewis
3. The friggin things warped
4. The second after your batteries stop charging, theyre completely dead
5. Your B-roll has poppy seeds [bah-dum]
6. Everyone you interview insists on speaking in pig-latin
7. Your editing room is titled Hell
8. The footage is 32 hours of feet
9. Title: Mailboxes, Big and Small
10. We had a video project due?!

[Im perfectly willing to explain anything you found confusing. I tried to stay away from techie terms, but I do write these lists for my *own* amusement… :)]