A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats. The one on the left costs $500, says the store owner. Why so much? asks the customer.
Because it can program in C, answers the store owner. The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology.
The startled man then asks about the third monkey. That one costs $3000, answers the store owner.
3000 dollars!! exclaims the man. What can that one do? To which the owner replies, To be honest, Ive never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant.
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.