This very old couple were sitting on the porch rocking when suddenly
the old woman knocked the old guy out of his chair and off of the
porch. He got up and dusted himself off and asked her, Why did you
hit me? She told him, It is because your dick is too small!
He sat back down and then suddenly he knocks her out of her chair and
off of the porch. She asked him, Why did you hit me? He replies,
Because after 55 years you know theres a difference!

Derrick Hamner