A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.
She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish? He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. And her father is a doctor.
She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, What is this wonderful girls name?
He answers, Monica Lewinsky.
There is a pause, then his mother asks, What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?
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Oct
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
- Mothers Milk
- Life in the country
- Three women were talking about their love lives.
- A bloke is driving around
- Mowing the Lawn (adult)
- Floppy
- Bill The Duck
- Making Fish Sticks
- The property (adult)
- Put Your Best Foot Forward
- The witty butler
- Wrong Finger
- Texas Salesman
- Dog Dictionary