A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.
She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish? He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. And her father is a doctor.
She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, What is this wonderful girls name?
He answers, Monica Lewinsky.
There is a pause, then his mother asks, What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?
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Oct
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- India and bharat
- Excuses For Missing Work
- Iron this!
- Star Wars Update Changes
- Animal testing
- Halloween Joke (Suggestive Sexual Content)
- Childrens View of Love and Marriage
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant