Skin diving joke

An avid skin diving treasure hunter became disillusioned after spending his entire Florida vacation searching for underwater treasure, only to find none at all.

Disheartened, he spent his last day simply paddling around in the shallow waters near the shore. The entire scene seeemed really dark, when he banged his shin on something unseen on the bottom.

Digging down to find out the cause of his pain, he found an old chest full of precious gems, silver and gold.

That, of course, brightened his outlook considerably. He was heard to remark afterwards, It only goes to show you that booty is shin deep!

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