Old and New Jokes

ABC Americas Mickey Mouse Network



Allstate Sears-ious Insurance



AOL Weve Got You by the Wires



AT&T No, WEVE Got You by the Wires



Burger King Wait for It Your Way



CBS Welcome Home. Hey, Where the Hell Is Everyone?



Chevrolet GEO Whiz, We Like Toyota



Chrysler The Mercedes-Benz of American Cars



Coca-Cola New Coke Was Pepsis Idea



Democratic National Party Bill Clinton? Never Heard of Him



Disney Available in Stores for a Limited Time Only



Eveready Nothing Really Keeps on Going Forever



Ford Quality is Somebody Elses Job



Ernest & Julio Gallo: We Will Have No Hangover before Its Time



General Electric Were a Lot Like RCA



Honda Just As Good As Hyundai. Really



IBM Windows Is Just a Fad



JERZEES Fit to a T



KIA Killed in Action?



Little Debbie Snackcakes Our Name Says It All



LOreal Im Worth It, and Whats It To Ya?



Maytag The Fix Is On



McDonalds Did Somebody Say Cholesterol?



Microsoft Breaking Up Is Hard To Do



NBC Formerly Known As Must See TV



Nike Just Do It and Get Arrested



Norelco Running Circles around Blades



Old Navy Can You Ever Forgive Us?



Oscar Meyer We Are NOT about Spelling



Pepsi-Cola That Clear Crap Was Cokes Idea



Pizza Hut Nobody Beats Our Meat Lovers Special



?Que Pasa? Not Really a Name Brand



RCA Going to the Dogs



Republican National Party The Potatoe People



Sony We Just Cant Top the Walkman



Sprite Obey Our Ads



Seven-Up Up Yours, Cola Bastards



Subway We Are Not Public Transportation, Dammit



Toyota Slightly Better Than Hyundai



Unicorns Sorry We Missed the Ark



Volkswagen Buyers Wanted. Hey, Were Dying Out Here



Whirlpool Not Nearly As Wet As We Sound



Xerox The Original Copycats



Young Again We Wish



Zebra Sort of Like a Black and White Striped Horse



Zerox See Us at Xerox