Slogans that Never Caught On

Slogans That Never Quite Caught On

Charmin: Butt… Wipe… Err.

Microsoft: How much are you going to pay today?

Eggs: The Incredible Edible Ovum.

MTV: Loud and easy to spell.

Saks 5th Avenue: You Could Shop Here if Youre Poor, But That Would be Stupid.

Iguana: The other green meat.

Penis Enlargement Specialists: It Dont Mean a Thing If It Aint Got That Swing!

Nike: Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!

Daisy Air Rifles: Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years.

Canon Photocopiers: Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!

Pepto Bismol: Squash the Squirts!

Trojans: Just add meat.

Apple MacIntosh: Hey, we thought of it first!

Radio Shack: Youve got questions, weve got geek losers!

Professional Bowling on NBC: Oh, why dont you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?

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