…and she aproaches a salesman and states I would like to buy that fine TV right there. He looks at her and says Im sorry miss, but I dont sell my equipment to blondes. Offended, she leaves, purchases a red wig and returns. She appraoches him again and repeats her initial question. He repeats himself Im sorry miss, but I do not sell my equiment to blondes! So she leaves all in a rut and completely confused. She concludes that he must have seen her blonde hair under her wig, so she dyes it brown. She goes back and says Sir, I would like to purchase that TV over there, he replies listen miss, I DONT sell my equipment to blondes! totally pissed off she asks how do you know im a blonde? He replies, Becasue thats a microwave!