It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, What are you charged with?

Doing my Christmas shopping early, replied the defendant.

Thats no offense, said the judge. How early were you doing this shopping?

Before the store opened, countered the prisoner.

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesnt believe in Santa Claus.

He *is* Santa Claus

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.