10. Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
9. One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day…think about it
8. HONK if youve slept with Commander Riker!
7. Guns dont kill people…Class 2 Phasers do!
6. Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
5. CAUTION…We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
4. If you can read this…dont you think youre a wee bit too close?
3. Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
2. We brake for cubes!
1. Wesley On Board!
Best Bumper sticker on Borg ship:
Blonde Borgs have the same fun.