I got this off of another mailing list, and though you do have to be somewhat familiar with Depeche Modes music in order to fully appreciate this, I thought I would forward it anyway…

-Dan Aeschliman

Statement of Thesis

(sung to the tune of Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus)

Your own statement of thesis

Something to help you write

Something of might

Your own statement of thesis

Something to help you write

Something youll spite

Feeling depressed

When you take the test

You may just snap

Cause you just write crap

Dont forget your bluebook

The proctors give you dirty looks

Taking the test

Of issues addressed

Things on your chest

They cant be repressed

I will be prudent

Im only a student

Reach out and touch page

Reach out and touch page

Your own statement of thesis…

Feeling depressed

When you take the test

You may just snap

Cause you just write crap

Dont forget your bluebook

The proctors give you dirty looks

I will be prudent

Im only a student

Reach out and touch page

Your own statement of thesis

Reach out and touch page

-Chuckles

(icamacla@sdcc13.ucsd.edu)