I got this off of another mailing list, and though you do have to be somewhat familiar with Depeche Modes music in order to fully appreciate this, I thought I would forward it anyway…
-Dan Aeschliman
Statement of Thesis
(sung to the tune of Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus)
Your own statement of thesis
Something to help you write
Something of might
Your own statement of thesis
Something to help you write
Something youll spite
Feeling depressed
When you take the test
You may just snap
Cause you just write crap
Dont forget your bluebook
The proctors give you dirty looks
Taking the test
Of issues addressed
Things on your chest
They cant be repressed
I will be prudent
Im only a student
Reach out and touch page
Reach out and touch page
Your own statement of thesis…
Feeling depressed
When you take the test
You may just snap
Cause you just write crap
Dont forget your bluebook
The proctors give you dirty looks
I will be prudent
Im only a student
Reach out and touch page
Your own statement of thesis
Reach out and touch page
-Chuckles
(icamacla@sdcc13.ucsd.edu)