Old and New Jokes

Whew, thats one terrific spread!
Im in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
Its Cool Whip time!
If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, youll get some!
Dont play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didnt expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
Youll know its ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didnt think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy … Ill do the rest.
How long do I beat it before its ready?