Story-telling in computer languages

An absolute masterpiece of Santa Claus is coming to town translated into Unix Shell Script.

better watchout
better !cry
better !pout
lpr why
santaclaus town

cat >list /etc/passwd
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep >nogiftlist naughty list
grep >giftlist nice list
santaclaus town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad|good
for (goodness sake) {be good}

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