This guy is in Toronto on holiday. He doesnt want to do all the usual touristy stuff but he does want to go up the CN tower, the worlds tallest tower. He decides he want to eat in the revolving restaurant right at the top of the tower. He books a table for the evening.

He arrives a little early so he heads to the bar where he orders a pint and starts chugging it back. While hes sitting there another bloke comes and stands beside him. The other guys orders a tequila and vodka shaken. The bartender duly makes the drink.

The guys downs the drink then casually stroles over to the window, he then opens the window and steps out. The tourist guy thinks oh shit, but nobody else seems to bat an eyelid, the guy decides to sit where he is and mind his own business.

Several minutes later the guy who jumped out the window walks back in! He orders the same drink, downs in, then walks out of the window again. The tourist guy is really spooked now, but still he says nothing because nobody else seems bothered.

Then, the window guy walks back into the bar again. The tourist can stand this no longer. He goes and asks the window guy whats going on. The guy says that if you drink tequila and vodka shaken you get the most amazing wind. so when you jump out the window and let go the chuff is so powerful that you just float down to earth.

The guys thinks he has to try this, he orders a tequila vodka shaken, downs it, then jumps out the window… SPLATT, he hits the ground leaving nothing like a greasy mess.

The bartender turn to the window bloke and says Superman youre a real wanker when your pissed.