A guy walks into a doctors office and says D-D-Doctor, I h-have a s-stuttering p-p-problem.

The doc notices a big bulge in the guys crotch and says Lets have a look. The doc is shocked to see that the guy has a 17 schlong.

What you have is Stutterus Schlongus. I can cure your stuttering by cutting off 10 inches.

The guy says okay and the operation is done on the spot.

The next day the guys says Doc, my wife left me because of the operations. I dont care if I stutter, I want my schlong back!

The doc looks at the floor and says Its t-t-too l-l-late!!!