There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit. Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager.
Some nut out there wants to buy half a grapefruit… he began, and, suddenly realizing that the customer had entered the office behind him, continued, … and this lovely lady would like to buy the other half.
The manager was impressed with the way the clerk amicably resolved the problem and they later started chatting. Where are you from? asked the store manager.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, replied the clerk, home of ugly women and great hockey teams.
Oh, my WIFE is from Lancaster, challenged the manager.
Without skipping a beat, the clerk asked, What team was she on?
08
Jan
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL