Surprise Plot Twists in Upcoming TNG Episodes

Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons.
Data swears.
Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live
style Conehead.
Picard beams down.
All of Geordis lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no
pseudo-scientific doubletalk.
Troi runs amok with a machete.
Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign, and all of his
command has been a holodeck simulation.
No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar.
Geordi gets a woman.
Riker doesnt get a woman.
Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one in the
previous scene, and the fabric of the universe, unable to withstand the
continuity error, is rent asunder.
Picard wakes up muttering theres no place like home.
Riker accepts command of another starship, the U.S.S. ZZ Top.
Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being Beverly
Crusher as The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor.
Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a chief petty
officer, OBrien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and assumes
the rank of Captain.
Picard fires the phasers.
Prime Directive is the word of the day, entire crew goes Aaaaahhhhh!!
at the top of their lungs whenever it is mentioned.
Datas cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy.
Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name
security guard saves the ship.
Picard switches from Earl Grey to Nestea Instant Tea Mix; does Nestea
Plunge into swimming pool on holodeck.

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