Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, I cant do it, I cant do it, I CANT DO IT!
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, How did it go? The first one answers. It was embarrassing. I simply couldnt do it. The second hobbit shook his head. Manhood problems, eh? No. I couldnt get on the bed!