A little boy went to the doctors office and was just a little bit nervous, because he had to get a shot today. The doctor noticed this and tried to calm him down, If you had a million dollars what would you get? The little boy thought for a minute and said, A box of tampax. The doctor was confused and asked him why? Well, the little boy said. The commercials said that if you wear them then you can swim, ride a horse, or do sports anytime you want to.