Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wifes request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes home with a bag of cotton balls.

Staring at him in disbelief she asks, What the HELL…?!?! I asked for TAMPONS, not friggin COTTONBALLS!!

He says, Remember when I asked you to pick me up a pack of cigarettes and you came home with a tin of tobacco and told me to roll my own because the cigs were too expensive…..?

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