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Texan Computer Terms

Hard drive — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.



Keyboard —- Place to hang your truck keys.



Window —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.



Floppy —— When you run out of Polygrip.



Modem ——- How you got rid of your dandelions.



ROM ——— Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.



Byte ——– First word in a kiss-off phrase.



Reboot —— What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.



Network —– Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.



Mouse ——- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.



LAN ——– To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.



Cursor —— What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.



bit ——— A wager as in, I bit you cant spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.



digital control — What yore fingers do on the TV remote.



packet —— What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

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