Hard drive — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard —- Place to hang your truck keys.
Window —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy —— When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem ——- How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM ——— Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte ——– First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot —— What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network —– Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
Mouse ——- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN ——– To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.
Cursor —— What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
bit ——— A wager as in, I bit you cant spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.
digital control — What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet —— What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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May
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again