A gentleman by the name of Borris goes to see a Rabbi.


Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.


Whats wrong? Asked the Rabbi


Borris replied, My wife is poisoning me.


The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, How can that be?


Borris then pleads, Im telling you, Im certain shes poisoning me, what should I do?


The Rabbi then offers, Tell you what. Let me talk to her, Ill see what I can find out and Ill let you know.


A week later the Rabbi calls Borris and says, Well, I have spoken to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?


Borris anxiously says, Yes.


Take the poison, says the Rabbi.