13
May
Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat:
I, (state your name), promise to be online at all possible times.
To answer all mail from people I know.
To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others,
LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done before.
I will be pleasant and kind to all AOL members (except the cyber geeks, unless Im really in the mood).
I will remember screen names as I would my own parents names. (Children? Whos got time?)
I am addicted and I vow to complete my quest to find out who the heck General Fault is, and why is he in my damn Computer.
So help me Bill Gates.
Amen