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Forget Atkins!
Forget South Beach!
The Baghdad Diet is the only plan out there that has real results and
it’s so easy. You only need to spend 6 months in coalition custody
– no kidding that is it!

The Secret – three squares a day and no snacking. Coalition forces
will feed you three well balanced meals a day and they will make sure
that you don’t snack.
Simply Call Coalition Forces at 1-800-BAGHDAD.
Don’t wait to call – youre only robbing yourself of an opportunity
of a life time.