25
Dec

The best chain letter I ever got!!! (adult language)

Hello, my name is Kathy. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone to whom you send his email, $1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, Ill get laid by every good looking model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.

Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.

If youre going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. Ive seen all the send this to 10 of your closest friends and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I dont fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what youre actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, its your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter thats threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If its funny, send it on. Dont piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter hell receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Yeah… right!

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