The Big Shake-up!

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up the guy and asks – and how much money do you make a week?

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, I make $

200.00 a week. Why?

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams – heres a weeks pay, now GET OUT and dont come back!

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks – does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters – Pizza delivery guy.

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