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Dec

The Blond Guy

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch Im going to jump off this building



The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time Im going to jump off, too.



The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time Im jumping too.



The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.



The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.



The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.



At the funeral the Irishmans wife was weeping. She said, If Id known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!



The Mexicans wife also wept and said, I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didnt realize he hated burritos so much.



Everyone turned and stared at the blonds wife.



…………are you ready for it?………………..







Hey, dont look at me, she said, He makes his own lunch.

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