07
Jun

The Difference Between Small and Large Breasts

WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS:

can get a taxi on the worst days
have a neat place to carry spare change
have always been the center of the arts
make jogging a spectator sport
can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
have more negotiating power
usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
can always carry a little extra
always float better
know where to look first for lost earrings
rarely lack for a slow dance partner
have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS:

dont cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
always look younger
find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
can always see their toes and shoes
can sleep on their stomachs
have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
know that everything more than a handful is wasted
can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

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