A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.

During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.

Your Honor, replied the defendant, that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that afternoon what I would get, and what Rose would get. My lawyer told me I didnt have to be present and not to worry.

I cant see why youd punch a man for that, interrupted the judge.

Wait, theres more…

When I asked my attorney later about the settlement, he told me to look on the bright side. I asked why.

Then he said, Because everythings coming up Roses.

THATS when I hit him!