Old and New Jokes

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk.. 1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when youre drunk: 1. Specificity
2. Antidisestablishmentarianism
3. Loquacious
4. Transubstantiate Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when youre drunk: 1. Thanks, but I dont want to sleep with you
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but youre not really my type
4. No kebab for me, thank you
5. Good evening officer, isnt it lovely out tonight?
6. Im not interested in fighting you
7. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination
8. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street
9. Youre right; I cant jump over that table.
10. Oh, I just couldnt – no one wants to hear me sing