Jack goes to the doctor and says Doc Im having trouble getting my

penis erect, can you help me?

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, Well the

problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis

are damaged. Theres really nothing I can do for you except if

youre willing to try an experimental treatment.

Jack asks sadly, What is this treatment? Well, the doctor

explains, what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a

baby elephant and implant them in your penis.

Jack thinks about it silently then says, Well the thought of going

through life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go for

it.

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to

use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his

girl friend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the

city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs

that continued to the point of being uncomfortable.

To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately

sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a

dinner roll and then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile,

That was incredible! Can you do that again?

Jack replied, Well, I guess so, but Im not sure I can fit another

dinner roll up my ass!