The eyes have it

There is this man, he has had problems lately with his sight, and
feels it is now time to go see an optometrist.

When he comes in, the doctor tells him he will first do some simple
testing, and shows him the standard sheet with letters of
diminishing size: W X Z Y …

So the doctor asks the man: Can you read this?

The man answers: Of course I can. I am Polish!

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