The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and wispers something into the Presidentss ear.

Mr. Clinton pauses then grabs Hilary by the scuff of the neck and heaves her over the railing! She falls 10 feet to the dugout, kicking and screaming obcenities.

The President shakes hands with those near him, getting high fives. The Secret Service Agent leans over again and whispers, Mr. President, I said, – They want you to throw out the FIRST PITCH!