The Greedy Texan

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet. Ones a Texan, ones a Mexican, ones is a French man, and the other is an Englishman. A radio transmission says to throw out all the luggage because there is too much weight to land. So they do. Then they get another transmission that says three will have to jump out because there is still too much weight. So the French man goes to the door and says. Viva Le France. and he jumps. The Englishman says, Long live the King. and he jumps out. So the Texan and the Mexican go to the door. They look at each other, and the Texan grabs the Mexican and throws him out the door and says, Remember the Alamo!

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