The here after

Freds convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road.

I suppose, said his pretty but reluctant date, youre going to pull the old out of gas routine.

No, said Fred, Im going to pull the here after routine.

The here after routine – whats that?, she wanted to know.

If youre not here after what Im here after, youll be here after Im gone.

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