The Holy Man

Holy Man lives in a house close to the river. It rains for a couple days, the river comes up and starts to flood his house. A man in a 4-wheel drive pick-up truck stops to pick him up. The Holy Man wouldnt leave. He said God would save him. A couple hours later Holy Man is on the roof. The water is now half way up his house. A guy in a boat comes by to save him. But Holy Man wouldnt go, he said God would save him. A couple hours later, the water is now up to the roof. A guy flies up in a helicopter, but again Holy Man wouldnt go. He said said God would save him. Well Holy Man drowns, goes before God and asks Why didnt you save me? God said, I sent you a truck, a boat and a helicopter, what more do you want?

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