there was a jewish rabbit who was in a science lab so they could test smoking brands on him. one day he said to his mate there are wild rabbits you know his mate didnt believe him so he said right ill prove it


the next night he escaped and found a wild rabbit they had a great time. the next day he came back and said to his mate it was brill i found a great wild rabbit we ate lettuce and i even found a girlfriend


wow his mate said why did you come back?


i was dying for a fag he replied