The new merger name game!

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become –

Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become –


3M and Goodyear merge to become –


John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become –

Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become –

Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become –

Honey Im Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become –

Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become –


Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become – Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become

3 Penney Opera.

Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become

– Knott NOW!

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