It was a No Frills airline:

• They didnt sell tickets, they sold chances

• All the insurance machines in the terminal were sold out

• Before the flight, the passengers got together and elected a pilot

• If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back

• You could not board the plane unless you had the exact change

• Before we took off, the stewardess told us to fasten our Velcro

• The Captain asked all the passengers to chip in a little for gas

• When they pulled the steps away, the plane started rocking

• The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway

• You ask the Captain how often their planes crash. He sez, Just once

• No movie. Didnt need one. Your life kept flashing before your eyes

• You see a man with a gun, but hes demanding to be let off the plane

• All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel