The Pessimist!

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?

A. Just in case they get a hole in one.

2. Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!

Caddy: I didnt realize you had played before, sir!

3. Golfer: My wife says if I dont stop playing golf shes going to leave me!

Caddy: Im sure you will miss her terribly, sir!

4. Golfer: Well caddy, do you like my game?

Caddy: Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.

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