18
Jun

The Pickle slicer!

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had
a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it,
but Bill indicated that hed be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
Whats wrong, Bill? she asked.

Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?

Oh, Bill, you didnt.

Yes, I did.

My God, Bill, what happened?

I got fired.

No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?

Oh… she got fired too.

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