The Practical Woman

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Sadie and Yetta, two Jewish widows, are talking



Sadie: That nice tailor, Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.



Yetta: Vell…. Ill tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like such a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then


he takes me downstairs, and whats there but such a beautiful car…..a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner….Marvelous dinner. Lobster, even. Den ve go see a show…..Let


me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then, we are coming back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL, he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!



Sadie: Oy! Vey…so you are telling me I shouldnt go out with him?



Yetta: No…No… Im just saying, wear an old dress.


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