06
Jun

The Priest and the baby

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they dont know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.The doctor says to the woman, I know what well do. After Ive operated on the priest, Ill give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.Do you think it will work? she asks the doctor.Its worth a try, he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, Father, youre not going to believe this.What? says the priest. What happened?You gave birth to a child.But thats impossible!I just did the operation, insists the doctor. Its a miracle! Heres your baby.About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, Son, I have something to tell you. Im not your father.The son says, What do you mean, youre not my father?The priest replies, Im your mother. The archbishop is your father.

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