The Scot at his deathbed

Mr MacTavish was very sick. His wife sat at his bedside after the doctor had said no more could be done. The man said, I dont think Im going to make it thru the nite.

The wife replied, Ive got to finish my chores, but if you feel yourself slipping away before I return, please be sure to blow out the candle.

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