The Shoplifter…

The Shoplifter…

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you dont want any trouble either.

What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.

The crook looked at the slip and said, This is a little more than I intended to spend.

Can you show me something less expensive?

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